Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Demystifying Plebehood: My Fondest Memories of Being a Dumb Guard (Part 1)



Last September 13, the 319 members of PMA “Alab-Tala” Class of 2018 were recognized as the newest members of the Cadet Corps Armed Forces of the Philippines (CCAFP). The Chief of Staff AFP, Gen. Gregorio Pio Catapang Jr. himself, was the Guest of Honor and Speaker of the solemn but memorable rites at the Borromeo Field.

PMA Recognition Day (Courtesy: pma.ph)
The ceremony signaled their transition from being “Fourthclassman Dugumon” to Cadet 4th Class Dugumon. So what’s the difference? Before I answer that, let me first walk you through plebehood from my own experiences, from my own perspective. I will try not to consult any reference in writing this piece. I will rely solely on my memory and I will try to remember as much as I can on how I survived my so called ‘freshman’ year in PMA.

Flashback 2001 

I entered the University of Loakan (PMA) on 01 April 2002. For most of us, April 1 is April Fool’s Day but for those who came from the “land of kings where everyone can do what he wishes (and) hiked the plains of Luzon and hurdled the mountains of Baguio”, the first day of April is Reception Day- the most difficult part of a cadet's life.

 I was a struggling college student in Manila when I received a letter from the PMA telling me that I passed the entrance exams. I took the said exams at the Ramon Magsaysay High School in Cubao Quezon City. Actually, I almost did not make it to the examination center because I was practically late after I went to the wrong Magsaysay High School (somewhere in Manila). Anyway, I got the letter which told me to undergo the physical and medical examinations at the AFP Medical Center. My parents did not yet know what I was doing as I purposely did not tell anybody that I took the written exams. I told myself that if I failed it, nobody would have known so it wouldn’t be that embarrassing. Fortunately, I made it so off I went to V. Luna where I stayed for a couple of days for the series of tests. I wasn’t really sure if I was going to make it. I just told myself to try it and give my best. If I made it, well and good but if I failed, I’ll just finish my degree. I didn’t know anything about background investigations and that it was being conducted on all applicants. My parents would tell me later how nervous they were when ‘some guys’ started asking about me back in the province. They thought I was in trouble with the law or something. Why else would military and police elements be looking for me in the province while I was in Manila?

As fate would have it, I made it together with 460 something hopefuls (now I can’t recall how many exactly we were). As matter of precaution, I filed a leave of absence from my school (a back- up plan just in case). I was about to make a decision that would forever change my life.

2002: taking the road less traveled

On March 31 of 2002, after finally deciding I really wanted to be a soldier, I reported to V. Luna again to board buses that would take us to the mountains of Baguio- the City of Pines. A fraternity brod was kind enough to treat me for breakfast at McDonalds and bring me to V. Luna. I was wearing a black corduroy pants, a shirt and a pair of vintage Adidas rubber shoes (one which I wore since high school). I did not have any idea of the reception, thinking all the while that it was just another freshman orientation like those in universities. Thus, I was surprised that others were just clad in jogging pants and light shirts as if they were going on a morning jog. I would find out later how dumb I was to have that kind of attire after the cadets started yelling at us to do this and that.

Parents, relatives, girlfriends/ boyfriends and other people were there to bid their beloved would-be cadets goodbye. Some brought food but I guess most of us were just too anxious to eat. I had nobody to see me off that time so I silently waited for the instructions to board the buses that would take us to our destiny.  I barely slept along the way, pondering what awaited us once we got there. Besides, it was my first time to travel to Baguio. Metro Manila was the farthest place from Bicol I’ve ever been to.
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We reached PMA early in the morning of April 1 and we were joined by other incoming freshies who were from Baguio and nearby provinces. We had a simple breakfast of hard- boiled egg, hotdog and rice which we were advised to consume or else we would regret it. After the reception, I realized why they ‘forced’ us to eat.

We were then ushered to a building which looked like classrooms. There, we filled out some documents and we were given a sort of orientation. It was like enrolling yourself in college minus the chaos and the long lines. It was a very orderly procedure but all of us were nervous. We started talking to know each other just to break the ice and somehow ease the anxiety that was already engulfing us. After lunch, we were instructed to form outside the building (which turned out to be the Melchor Hall) as we prepared to march off towards the reception area. When we were finally arranged accordingly, the band started playing a variety of military tunes signaling the start of the ceremony. We marched towards the parade ground as I began to have goose bumps all over my body. I secretly smiled to myself: “At last, I am here”.

The Reception

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When we finally reached the parade grounds, I could see a multitude of people at the grandstand but I couldn’t hear their voices. My heart bit so fast I thought I could hear it. I tried, but with little success, to calm down my nerves and to just focus on what’s going on. I did not understand a single word the speakers said and except for the National Anthem, I don’t recall any other part of the program that hot afternoon. I think somebody shouted something, sort of a command, and before I knew it, everybody was already shouting at us. Everyone was looking for somebody as the freshies (that’s us) started running, jumping, rolling, jogging and shouting. At first nobody seemed to have an interest on me so I just joined the crowd and did what everyone was doing. After a while, a very angry- looking face was already in front of me shouting and calling out my surname. This time, I joined a separate group and started following them around shouting, tumbling, jumping and so on. Everywhere I looked, all I saw was men and women doing what my new group was doing, and shouting was everywhere. We were all already panting and grasping for air. I saw someone collapsed while others vomited but I was just too exhausted to give them a second look. 

Amidst the chaos silently prayed I would make it that day.

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I do not know long the entire ceremony lasted. I have lost track of time until I heard a bugle sound that must have signaled the end of the seemingly endless punishment. We went back to formation and then off we went to the barber shop. We sat there all sweaty and tired but upbeat at the same time. The barber did not care to ask us what kind of haircut we wanted, and it was over in just a minute or two. After our turn, we regrouped then jogged around shouting and chanting whatever our leader told us. He would tell us later that he was Cadet L.J., a 3rd Class Cadet or 2nd year, and that he was going to be our buddy. Later that day, we met our would- be Squad Leader, Cadet S.P., a 2nd Class Cadet or 3rd year cadet.

First things first


Everybody seemed to be in a hurry. After the trip to the barber shop, we went to a gym-like building where we got our individual duffel bags. It had everything we needed from head to toe- different sets of uniforms, shoes, toiletries etc. We hurriedly changed into our first ever-uniform, the battle dress attire (civilians simply called this camouflage). I felt like a real soldier for the first time after shedding off my beloved corduroy and Adidas (I would get them later after we were recognized). We were all fumbling as we fitted in our BDAs and combat boots while our buddy was either counting or howling orders to us.

We were then brought to the canteen, I mean, the Mess Hall, to eat, but alas, we didn’t. I don’t recall what our first meal in the mess hall was but it must have surely had rice in it. We swallowed and swallowed whatever was given to us. We were dead tired and did not care how the food tasted at all. Good thing they did not deprive us of drinking water- it was even overflowing.

After that ‘sumptuous’ meal, we went back to the gym which was proclaimed as our barracks. We were quickly taught how to fix our bunks- our beds, and how to arrange our things as fast we can. We did not ask any questions. We just followed every instruction. We were all confused. “Fix this, fix that; do this, do that. Silence! Do not talk to anyone in front of me without my permission? No conniving! Ask permission before making any sound or statement!” That’s how it went all night until bugle sound was heard. Lights were immediately turned off signaling it was time to sleep. It was our first night there. I rested on my bed, silently prayed and before I knew it, I was asleep.