Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Demystifying Plebehood: My Fondest Memories of Being a Dumb Guard (Part 2)


So there I was with my newfound friends, all dumb (no pun intended), all confused. Except for the turn(ed)- back (repeaters?) cadets who seemed to know their way around, we fumbled in almost everything we did. There was of course acclimatization -getting used to Baguio weather as quickly as we can. We started with army dozens- a bunch of physical conditioning exercises, followed by up and down the road runs. Some of us were physically- gifted and naturally stronger than the others. Some who anticipated everything, took extra effort and prepared themselves physically before entering the PMA. And of course there were plebes like me who just got there without so much idea of what was forthcoming.

I neither lagged behind nor got ahead in any of these activities especially during runs. I was always in the middle of the pack. Early on, I realized that in order to survive that period, nobody should take so much interest on you. If you were (super) strong or (super) weak, you would easily be under the eagle eyes of everyone especially the yearlings. If you are so intelligent and outspoken, and you can't hold your horses, you'll surely end up doing something else while everyone is already snoring. If you pretend to be really dumb, you will have your share of extra viand. No, not the ulam!

I also realized that the morning rituals-the army dozens and runs were not just about developing plebes physically. It was about inculcating different values to us such as the essence of being a follower first, the importance of obeying legal orders, the virtue of loyalty among others. It was not just about preparing us physically for more challenging tasks ahead but it was also about teaching us to accept the rigors of military life. Waking up at about 3 or 4 on a very cold morning was one of the most difficult adjustments all of us had to do. It took me a couple of weeks to synchronize my body clock with that of the academy, having been used to doing things at my own pace. My fellow plebes shared the same sentiment. Others were even close to resigning (quitting) simply because they hated waking up early. We were advised not to fight it but instead, to discipline our body to cope with the demands of the training. That's exactly what we did to survive.

Back in college, I joined the NCO Corps of the ROTC. It was a sort of personal crusade on my part to pursue soldiery in whatever form. I do not recall why I did not join the Vanguards even though they also had certain benefits such as discounts in tuition fee, and beautiful sponsors. Maybe it was because my friends back then were not really into it. Soldiery wasn’t exactly the most popular profession in the campus. Actually, most of the students I knew then despised the course not only because it disturbed their precious Sundays but because they thought it was corny and useless. They also hated being bullied or being shouted at by other students especially those they thought were inferior to them intellectually.

My ROTC experience wasn’t of much help. Indeed, no amount of preparation- be it physical, mental or emotional, will ever suffice to survive the beast barracks. Yes that’s exactly how they called it then. That’s how we still call it now although there are other lighter, friendlier terms like “summer camp”. But that’s exactly what it says. You become a beast –in a positive way. Summer camp drives you to the boundaries of your physical and mental capacities. It could bring out the best and the worst in a person. When a person is driven to the limits of his being, his true color comes out. That’s what the beast barracks wants- to expose a plebe’s weaknesses and develop his strengths. The camp gradually hammers each plebe into a better individual by subjecting him under intense heat and pressure, so that he will have the physical and morale courage to be expected and demanded from him in the future. The process is a slow but eventually, the plebe forgets about his civilian antics and becomes a renewed person. This is the foundation of soldiery. This is where all aspiring Cavaliers begin.

The summer camp continued until June of 2002. We learned the basics of soldiery through a basic military training. Our days went like this: Reveille was at 3 or 4 in the morning. Upon waking up, we would fix our bunks to look like nobody slept on it at all, and polish the area so that not a single infraction is visible to the Tactical Officers and upperclassmen’s scrutinizing eyes. Then we would have series of physical fitness activities including road runs (taebo was not yet popular then). After that we ate our breakfast but not before a very lengthy accounting procedure. Then we would have our class or training. During lulls in classes, we did exercises (mase- mase) to keep us awake. Before mess time, we would have another round of mase- mase. Lunch is not what it is though the food had always been sumptuous and abundant. We only had our meal once we were able to comply with orders or recite the menu or the complete names of the senior cadets’ names (including the names of their parents, addresses, birthdays and what-have-you). We also recited lengthy, wordy and confusing Plebe Knowledges which all sounded like tongue twisters. My memory was pretty sharp back then so I could easily blabber out poems like Loyalty, Beyond Forgetting, My Mistaken Ecstasy, Desiderata, How’s the Yearling or Cow, Don’t Quit and How Many Days. And who would ever forget the perpetual Do You Have a Sister and Are You Resigning. Mase- mase resumed after lunch and before the start of the afternoon’s class- proving that “jumping or running immediately after eating would cause appendicitis” was just a myth. After class, we were taught how to march properly, handle basic firearms, do manual of arms, and then some more marching and drills. We did a lot of long marches, bivouacs, firing, rappelling, mountaineering and more mase- mase.

Dinner time or evening mess is just like breakfast and lunch except for the menu. Comply first before eating. Earn your bread. Be worthy of a drink. Condiments like soy sauce and vinegar were off- limits to dumb guards. It was a privilege enjoyed only after recognition.

Once in a while, our squad leader would bring us down the so called Flirtation Walk, facing the Mt. Sto. Tomas, to pray and meditate. He would counsel us and inquire about our problems and concerns. Then, mase- mase again before returning to the barracks to fix and fix and fix and fix until there’s nothing to be fixed. Alas, we never ran out of something to fix. Everything seemed not to meet the standard of our squad leader and buddy.

Our life went on like that for two months. Our battalion commander would always remind us to simply live one day at time. Everything will end at the right time. Don’t quit. Don’t resign he said.


 I almost thought of resigning in the middle of summer camp when I got sick. At first I thought it was just ordinary cough and colds but after a few days of just ignoring it, my squad leader instructed me to seek medical attention. I was immediately brought to the PMA Station Hospital where I was diagnosed with Pneumonia. It was a common illness among us plebes. It might have been because we were not yet used to the cold weather, and we usually slept with sweaty shirts. I stayed in the hospital for more than a week and I thought I was going to be discharged or put on a sick leave. Fortunately, I was able to recover and rejoin the training in time.

We were finally incorporated into the regular corps in June 2002 ending the two-month beast barracks.